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Pizza Punisher punishes gyros

By editorial assistant Sandi Toxic

Posted May 22, 2015
robb zipp at the nikos nikos world gyros eating championship
Get yer gyros down yer! Pizza Punisher in action last Sunday yesterday. © Robb Zipp

Robb 'Pizza Punisher' Zipp unleashes full-frontal gyros attack. Watch it here now!


Official Rake & Herald reporter Robb 'Pizza Punisher' Zipp is a busy man.

In fact, while that Rake bloke was off gallivanting round the Balkans, leaving us here in head office to get seshed on cheap cooking sherry, Pizza Punisher was busy not only competing in the Major League Eating- (MLE) sanctioned Niko Niko's World Gyro Eating Championship (in which he placed equal 9th with 3.5), but also filming the whole shebang to boot.


MEGATOAD RETAINS CROWN
Staged this past Sunday (17/5/15) at the Houston Greek Fest in, er, Houston, Texas, the 10-minute all-you-can-eat gobathon was ultimately won by MLE #2 Matt 'Megatoad' Stonie, who retained his crown with a gut count of 22 Greek kebab-type things ahead of MLE #1 Joey 'Jaws' Chestnut (15.25) and MLE #4 Miki Sudo (14.5).

But don't just take my word for it.

Watch the bloody video.

And if that's still not enough for you, yes YOU, the cherished and beloved readers of the Rake & Herald, have a read of the typically superbly written write-up (plus full results) to be found on the MLE website here.

Honestly.

You people.

What are you like?

Cherished and beloved readers of the Rake & Herald, that's what.

Get on, boss!




WINGS AS WELL
And while you're about it, why not have a watch of Pizza Punisher pummelling his way through the Plucker's 25 Fire in the Hole Hot Wing Challenge?

Top stuff, Pizza Punisher!

But what's for afters?

More wings and gyros, we hope.




The above two vids are embedded here on the food-fighting-tastic Rake & Herald from Pizza Punisher's YouTube channel, which you can check out and subscribe to here. Meanwhile, to follow Pizza Punisher on FaceBook and Twitter, have a click of this and this, respectively.


See also Megatoad smashes gyros record, posted 20/5/14.


Sandi Toxic
was raised by wolves inside a disused clay pit near Lanjeth. You can befriend her on FaceBook here. She is still quite feral.




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