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Mini doughnut record smashed

By editorial assistant Sandi Toxic

Posted February 19, 2015
freak8r smashes mini doughnut record
Freak8ing in action: Freak8r demolishing those doughnuts. © Naader Reda

Freak8r sets yet another record by ramming 16 mini doughnuts down his cakehole in under a flippin' minute.

Rake & Herald competitive eating editor Naader 'Freak8r' Reda is no stranger to records, having boshed, among other things, 6.75 lbs (3.1 kg) of ravioli in 5 minutes 24; the highest number of century eggs in a single sitting; and the most breakfast cereal out of a green hat ever.

In fact, if you type his name in over at RecordSetter, his bib sheet there runs to a bloody impressive nine pages and counting.

And that's not even mentioning the fact that in 2011 he became the first person ever to take on 100 restaurant challenges in a single year, winning a whopping great 97 of 'em and in so doing landing All Pro Eating's Number One Ranked World Food Challenger crown.

Not bad, eh?

But cut to the chase, Sand.

What's he like with powdered mini doughnuts?

Or 'donuts' if you prefer the American spelling.

Well, let's just say this: 16 in 51 seconds.

The old record, by the way, was five in 30.

Hat doffings a-plenty, sir!

Fortunately, Freak8r's not what you'd call a fussy eater.

In fact, he's quite partial to a few chocolate doughnuts as well.

But, as they say, sharing is caring and when it comes to demolishing doughnuts, Freak8r's not the sort of selfish shellfish who'd keep the lot to himself.

Don't believe me?

Just ask Miki Sudo...

The above three vids are embedded here on the food-fighting-tastic Rake & Herald from Freak8r's bloody flippin' excellent YouTube channel, which you can check out and subscribe to here this very minute.

See also Ten Snickers while planking?, posted 13/6/14.

Sandi Toxic
was raised by wolves inside a disused clay pit near Lanjeth. You can befriend her on FaceBook here. She is still quite feral.

WARNING! Competitive eating can be dangerous. As well as potentially lethal choking hazards there is also the possibility of poisoning yourself, something that could lead to hospitalisation, permanent health damage and even death. Don't believe us? Read this. Consequently, the Rake & Herald does not recommend you emulate the above video(s) yourself. Seriously. We are NOT joking. You have been warned.

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