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Miki Sudo pulls out of Nathan's?

By editorial assistant Sandi Toxic

Posted July 01, 2013
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NEWS FLASH!!! Miki Sudo will not appear at the forthcoming Nathan's final, local media reports.

Bloody f--king Nora!

According to an article in the Las Vegas Sun we stumbled upon while writing a totally different story, Miki Sudo has apparently pulled out of this year's Nathan's Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog Eating Contest.

We are currently still awaiting further details/confirmation and word from Miki, who will nevertheless compete at the Hooter's Final in Clearwater, Florida this coming July 25.

The news has sent shockwaves through the Rake & Herald office, where a tense gun battle with armed police continues.

We will have more details for you, our cherished and beloved readers, as soon as we have them.

Bloody hell.

I think I'm gonna have a heart attack.


Pass me that f--king Special Brew.

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