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Miki Sudo pulls out of Nathan's?

By editorial assistant Sandi Toxic

Posted July 01, 2013
miki pulls out of nathan's

NEWS FLASH!!! Miki Sudo will not appear at the forthcoming Nathan's final, local media reports.

Bloody f--king Nora!

According to an article in the Las Vegas Sun we stumbled upon while writing a totally different story, Miki Sudo has apparently pulled out of this year's Nathan's Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog Eating Contest.

We are currently still awaiting further details/confirmation and word from Miki, who will nevertheless compete at the Hooter's Final in Clearwater, Florida this coming July 25.

The news has sent shockwaves through the Rake & Herald office, where a tense gun battle with armed police continues.

We will have more details for you, our cherished and beloved readers, as soon as we have them.

Bloody hell.

I think I'm gonna have a heart attack.


Pass me that f--king Special Brew.

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