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Key limes and a dash of Tabasco

By editorial assistant Sandi Toxic

Posted March 26, 2014

The Spicochist takes on a load of key limes while LA Beast chugs a serious quantity of hot pepper sauce.

Don't you dare go thinking 'Asbestos Mouth' Aaron 'the Spicochist' Wakamatsu only eats hot food.

After all, as previously reported on the hallowed pages of the Rake & Herald, he also eats sweet things occasionally.

Furthermore, he sometimes gets an uncontrollable hankering to savour the flavour of a few limes.

Key limes to be precise.

And man does he love 'em!

In fact, he simply can't get enough of the bitter little bastards, which is why he eats them whole with their skins still on.

So here he is sharing his boundless passion for all things limy.

And I don't mean us Brits because that's spelt with an 'e'.

I mean them tart green buggers that make him cry with joy.

The thing is, as much as I enjoyed Asbestos Mouth sharing the ecstasy of his lime-based rapture with the world, it just doesn't seem right to run a piece about him without at least a little splash of spice thrown into the mix somewhere along the line.


If only Kevin 'LA Beast' Strahle were here to knock back a bottle of Tabasco or something.

You know the ones.

Them little bottles that cost $71 (£43) that you can only get online and which hold exactly a gallon (3.8 litres) of the stuff.

Oh, hang on.

That looks like him now.

The above two vids were embedded on the Rake & Herald, from the respective YouTube channels of the Spicochist and LA Beast, which you are strongly recommended to check out here and here. Go on. You know you want to.

See also Hot Brazilian oral action, posted 7/2/14, and The Beast on the box, posted 22/3/13.

Sandi Toxic
was raised by wolves inside a disused clay pit near Lanjeth. You can befriend her on FaceBook here. She is still quite feral.

WARNING! Competitive eating can be dangerous. As well as potentially fatal choking hazards there is also the possibility of poisoning yourself, something that could lead to hospitalisation, permanent health damage and even death. Don't believe us? Read this. Consequently, the Rake & Herald does not recommend you emulate the above video(s) yourself. Seriously. We are NOT joking. You have been warned.

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