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Freak8r goes bananas!

By editorial assistant Sandi Toxic

Posted March 08, 2014
Living the dream: Freak8r gets stuck in. © Naader Read

Quite literally. Watch him scoff 30 of 'em in 13 minutes.

We all have hopes, dreams and ambitions.

Some of us want to meet Mr or Mrs Right.

Some of us want to own our own tropical island.

Some of us just want a gold-plated pneumatic dog toilet, a "New Banksy" or a hedge full of yoghurt.

For Rake & Herald competitive eating editor Naader 'Freak8r' Reda, though, something he'd wanted to do for a long time was totally bananas.

Thirty of them.

No liquids.

Dressed in a monkey suit.

At the start of this month, his dream came true.

Watch him now.

But don't say it's nuts.

It's not.

It's bananas.

Hat tip: Crawfish.

The above video comes from Freak8r's food-fighting-filled YouTube channel, which you are strongly urged to mooch round here. Meanwhile, to discover some amazing facts about the banana, a total and utter wonder fruit, click this and this.

See also St Valentine's Day cherry pop, posted 14/2/14.

Sandi Toxic
was raised by wolves inside a disused clay pit near Lanjeth. You can befriend her on FaceBook here. She is still quite feral.

WARNING! Competitive eating can be dangerous. As well as choking hazards there is also the possibility of poisoning yourself, something that could lead to hospitalisation, permanent health damage and even death. Don't believe us? Read this. Consequently, the Rake & Herald does not recommend you emulate the above video(s) yourself. Seriously. We are NOT joking. You have been warned.

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