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Devonshire mangoes are go!

By editorial assistant Sandi Toxic

Posted October 25, 2015
K-Lee Init chugs 850 g of mango pulp
Pulp fact: K-Lee prepares to chug from a jug. © Devonshire Idiot & Co

K-Lee Init quenches her thirst with an 850g mango pulp chug.



You can't get proper pasties up Devon but you can get mangoes.

Which is weird 'cos I thought they grew in the tropics not the frozen arctic wastelands north of the Tamar1.


TIN OPENER
Still, you learn something new every day, I guess.

Like just how much sugar there is in 100 g (3.5 oz) of mango pulp.

Quite a bit, apparently.

But enough of the science.

Here's K-Lee Init of the Devonshire Idiot & Co competitive eating crew refusing to let a fucked tin opener stand in the way of her 'five a day'.

Get on, boss!




The above vid is embedded here on the food-fighting-tastic Rake & Herald from the Devonshire Idiot & Co's YouTube channel, which you are strongly advised to check out here.


See also St Piran's Day pasty smoothie, posted 6/3/14, among others.


Sandi Toxic
was raised by wolves inside a disused clay pit near Lanjeth. You can befriend her on FaceBook here. She is still quite feral.


Footnote

1) Snows up Devon, see.


WARNING! Competitive eating can be dangerous. As well as potentially lethal choking hazards there is also the possibility of poisoning yourself, something that could lead to hospitalisation, permanent health damage and even death. Consequently, the Rake & Herald does not recommend you emulate the above video(s) yourself. Seriously. We are NOT joking. You have been warned.



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