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Destroy the Destroyer!

By editorial assistant Sandi Toxic

Posted March 26, 2013
Molly Schuyler, burrito destroyer
Burrito destroyer: Molly Schuyler fingers the film maker. © Molly Schuyler

Molly Schuyler has smashed the record for eating the 7 lb Ultimate Destroyer Burrito at Pizza World in Los Angeles, US of A.

Molly Schuyler is a woman in a hurry.

A busy mum of four, she doesn't have time to waste hanging around restaurants all day.

Which might explain why she took just 2 minutes 46 seconds to guzzle down the 34 inch (86.4 cm) 7 lb (3.2 kg) Ultimate Destroyer Burrito at Pizza World near LAX t'other day.

What's more, she not only showed that burrito who's boss, but she also won a $1 (66p) bet and sliced about five minutes off the previous record (if we understood this interview correctly).

"I was there and felt like I had to film the video," 'Asbestos Mouth' Aaron 'Spicochist' Wakamatsu exclusively tells the Rake & Herald via that FaceBook thing.

And bloody hell, we're glad he did.

And cheers for letting us know about Molly's record-breaking burrito bashing, sir.

Top eating, Molly!

But what did you have for dessert?

The above vid is embedded from the Spicochist's food-fighting-filled YouTube channel, which you can peruse at your leisure here. Meanwhile, to follow Molly on FaceBook and Twitter, click here and here. We also recommend you check out her own YouTube channel here. Top stuff all round.

WARNING! Competitive eating can be dangerous. As well as choking hazards there is also the possibility of poisoning yourself, something that could lead to hospitalisation, permanent health damage and even death. Don't believe us? Read this. Consequently, the Rake & Herald does not recommend you try emulating the above video(s) yourself. Seriously. We are NOT joking. You have been warned.

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