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EATING & DRINKING

Cool Hand Miki

By editorial assistant Sandi Toxic

Posted April 11, 2013
miki sudo sets wing bowl record
The new champ: Miki Sudo winning her Las Vegas Wing Bowl belt. © Miki Sudo

Miki Sudo is a woman to watch. Quite literally because we've just embedded a load of her videos for you.


If you haven't heard of Miki Sudo yet then the chances are you soon will.

Especially as we've just mentioned her name twice.

Anyway, hailing from Las Vegas, Miki has a penchant for eating large amounts of food very quickly, having this past January set a new Wing Bowl record by scoffing 96 appendages in the first 10-minute heat of the Las Vegas Wing Bowl, a further 38 in the five-minute second round and then 13 more in the two-minute final.

Which we're pretty sure comes to 147 in 17 minutes.

Not bad for someone who only got into gurgitating for a dare back in December 2011, eh?

What's more, like Rake & Herald competitive eating editor Naader 'Freak8r' Reda and World Number One Independent Competitive Eater Jamie 'the Bear' McDonald, she's also rather partial to Cadbury Creme Eggs.

Very partial in fact.

Fifty-in-six-minutes-fifteen-seconds partial to be precise.

And what's more, we've got the proof.

So sit back and relax as Miki tears through those sugary sweet chocolate egg things like Cool Hand Luke in that film, er, Cool Hand Luke.

Or was it Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid?

One of the two, anyway.





But Miki's also rather fond of burgers.





And steaks.







And jumping out of tall buildings after chugging a gallon (3.8 litres) of chocolate milk in 54 seconds.







"Miki Sudo's fantastic," says Rake & Herald fashion editor, London cabbie and self-appointed competitive eating pundit Kok Wang.

"The amazing thing is, though, she takes down all these bloody huge restaurant challenges while still managing to eat really demurely, even when she's sipping booze out of a boot."

"I think she's fackin' marvellous, a real class act, and I can't wait to see how she gets on at the Las Vegas Nathan's qualifier this coming April 20."

"I bloody love Sonya 'the Black Widow' Thomas, but I can't help thinking she'll have a right royal fight on her hands if Miki's at the table come July 4."

"Show 'em how it's done, Miki."

"All power to ya!"


The above videos were all taken from Miki Sudo's YouTube channel, where, among other things, you can watch her setting the aforementioned Wing Bowl record as well as taking down the LBS Undertaker Challenge, an 11-patty burger bonanza smothered with ghost pepper sauce and topped off with 11 rashers of bacon, a load of lettuce and tomato and "a couple of pounds of fries". Meanwhile, to follow Miki on Twitter and FaceBook, have a click of this and this, respectively. We think Miki's ace. And what's more, she's always really well dressed. Unlike Kok, who's wearing nothing but a stinking rubber nappy and a T-shirt we use to clean the drains with. And he's the bloody fashion editor!


For more Cadbury Creme Egg chomping, see Easter everywhere, posted 4/4/13, and Bear breaks Hamantaschen record, posted 24/2/13.


WARNING! Competitive eating can be dangerous. As well as choking hazards there is also the possibility of poisoning yourself, something that could lead to hospitalisation, permanent health damage and even death. Don't believe us? Read this. Consequently, the Rake & Herald does not recommend you try emulating the above video(s) yourself. Seriously. We are NOT joking. You have been warned.




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