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Coast-to-coast chicken wolf-down

By editorial assistant Sandi Toxic

Posted March 25, 2014

Distance proves no barrier to US Male and Damon the Omen as they battle it out with big buckets of grub on either side of the States.

Isn't the interweb marvellous?

Not only does it enable people to laugh at cats when they should be working, but it also means they can now endlessly relive that moment when that chimp stuck his finger up his arse then fell off a branch when he pulled it out and sniffed it.

Result, eh?

Sod living in the Stone Age!

What's more, in terms of competitive eating, gurgitators in totally different time zones can now wage all-out gob war with each other as though they were pretty much next-door neighbours.

Take, for example, New Jersey-based Dave 'US Male' Goldstein and California's Damon 'the Omen' Wells.

Then add some big buckets of Unlucky Fried Kitten.

Plus a load of mashed potato, some biscuit-thing jobbies, a couple of video cameras and a pair of stopwatches.

Just remember that chicken is full of nasty little bones you could easily choke to death on so do not try this yourself.


You have been warned.

The above two vids were embedded on the Rake & Herald from the respective food-fighting-filled YouTube channels of US Male and Damon the Omen. Check 'em out now, why dontcha?

See also Happy Halloween!, posted 31/10/13.

Sandi Toxic
was raised by wolves inside a disused clay pit near Lanjeth. You can befriend her on FaceBook here. She is still quite feral.

WARNING! Competitive eating can be dangerous. As well as potentially fatal choking hazards there is also the possibility of poisoning yourself, something that could lead to hospitalisation, permanent health damage and even death. Don't believe us? Read this. Consequently, the Rake & Herald does not recommend you emulate the above video(s) yourself. Seriously. We are NOT joking. You have been warned.

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