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MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE R&H!

The R&H has now broken up for Christmas, with a special message from the late great Lemmy.

By chief hack Ignatius Rake

KIDS AND THEIR KEYBOARDS

The truth of revolution, brother.

By ghost writer Ghost Writer

POP MUSIC STINKS

Love him or loathe him, Paul Joseph Watson is bang on the money when it comes to pop music.

By chief hack Ignatius Rake

WALK ON BY

This week's karaoke classic is 'Walk on By' by the Stranglers.

By eternal editor AC89

KUDOS TO KNAPP: DRONGO ON SKINWALKER

Dr Victor Drongo on the Skinwalker Ranch case that the great George Knapp first cracked wide open.

By would-be fortean investigator Dr Victor Drongo

STONES NEW AND RENEWED

A new stone circle has just been unveiled at Pentillie Castle in Cornwall but it's certainly not the first megalithic structure to be built in the Duchy since Neolithic times.

By editorial assistant Sandi Toxic

MOTHER EARTH, FLAT AS A PANCAKE

The growing popularity of the flat Earth fallacy is symptomatic of a far greater modern malaise, writes Richard Caldwell.

By guest editor Richard Caldwell

WARNING: BIG BROTHER LOVES YOUR TATS

EFF goes to court over an FBI-sponsored tattoo recognition system that has serious implications for personal freedom.

By chief hack Ignatius Rake

THE SMART PERSON'S GUIDE TO THE FUTURE

Want a sneak peek of the next big things to come in technology? Then have a watch of this.

By science & technology editor Suzi Quantreau

TEN SIMPLE WAYS TO OVERCOME APATHY

Staying fully motivated is easier than you think.

By life coach by Jurta Jurgonold

CLUBBING IN COLERAINE

Watch and learn as all-round sportsman Marcus Keeley goes golfing with clubs in Coleraine.

By chief hack Ignatius Rake

MOON SPANNER BY CLIT TOMAHAWK

Spunky Nipples flies to the moon to do battle with arch rival Dick Bucket in a final showdown that leaves them both questioning their sexuality. But what will happen to Gwendolyn and the love he left behind?

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