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WORLD NEWS

Scrotum 'discovers' Sleaford Mods

By resident hipster Archibald Scrotum

Hoxton hipster Archibald Scrotum gets northern grit between his teeth when he hears Sleaford Mods.

COMPETITIVE EATING

Let's do lunch

By editorial assistant Sandi Toxic

Freak8r takes on an absolutely sodding huge pizza with John Rivera while also boshing Taco Bell's full breakfast menu and 150 Chicken McNuggets to boot.

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FOOD & BOOZE

World Beer Cup winners announced

By editorial assistant Sandi Toxic

More than 250 breweries from 22 countries win a total of 281 gongs in "one of the largest commercial beer competitions to date".

TRAVEL & STUFF

The view from a train

By roving hack Ignatius Rake

Towns, fields, trees and wildlife. Oh, and a bloke wanking. You never know what you might see from the window of a train.

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